Well now, we have a little predicament, don't we?
The NSA, according to Italian news sources, (Italy Italian, not Jersey Shore Italian), has been busted spying on the Vatican during the last Papal Conclave.
My question is simple: How in Heaven did they do that? I didn't realize the College of Cardinals kept a blog. Next pope, I'm searching tumblr or Wordpress for clues. I plan on placing bets in Vegas, and going to confession to pray about my newfound wealth.
I have always been a fan of the idea that Communigressives think of government, and themselves, as the most important thing in our lives. They use this mentality to justify the removal of private property, the wholesale violation of the Constitution, and the idea that if you like your doctor you can go straight to hell.
All this in lgiht of the HHS mandate? I knew they thought that government was important, but now we have certain evidence of our worst fear:
They think government is bigger than God.
Well, pack it in folks, conservatism has finally been debunked...
Elizabeth Warren has found a study that supprts her position!
The height of the study's cheekbones is unavailable, but Princess Stealing Wampum isn't the quitting kind. In an article on the Huffington Post, she is quoted as saying,
"Although Fannie and Freddie purchased securities backed by subprime loans, and some of those purchases helped fulfill their affordable housing goals, the St. Louis Fed economists found that the housing goals had no impact -- no impact -- on either the number of subprime loans originated or the price of those loans in the private-label market," she said. "Affordable housing goals have been scapegoated by those who have been itching to get rid of the goals for a long time, but I think it’s time to drop that red herring."
You hear that, ladies and gentlemen? The financial crisis occurred because the GSEs, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, actually sought a profit! So all of this is due to our beloved government trying to act like private organizations, and they are just so evil it didn't work?
Why don't we just go ahead and call this the Obamacare defense...
Or better yet, in light of Elizabeth Warren's heritage, Blunder's Last Stand.
Let's remember this, as well: (All lies, by the way)
I knew Hollywood was full of hypocrites, but they have finally flipped their poo....
No truer words were ever spoken in regards to liberalism than these:
"Liberalism is never for the liberal, it is always for the people..." (Paraphrased)
These are the people declaring class warfare their mantra, supporting Occupy Wall Street, tweeting that we should all go to healthcare.gov, claiming they will leave the country if a Republican is elected, and declaring (in Cher's case) that Ted Cruz is basically the antichrist.
So what do they do with their extra money? Do they make good on any of their complaints? Do they put their immeasurable wealth to use feeding people? Do they provde the health care that they demand we subsidize? Do they write checks to the government for that all-too-important revenue? Nope.
They buy moats. Moats. Freaking Moats.
Apparently, Hollywood's major crime wave including marauding knights on horseback that must be kept at bay.
Why don't they just lobby to take away lances, like they do for our guns?
No wonder they complain so much about capitalism, when they squander its benefits on a defense system that was made useless by the 1300s.
Their mothers all smelled of eldeberries, and I fart in their general direction.
Tonight's Joseph Kurt Show has a simple throughline: Liberalism requires contempt for not just the GOP, but for every hard working American that thinks they can get by on their own.
Also, we're going to cover six distinct ways that the Left intends to blame the GOP and conservatives for the failure of Obamacare, and they are as ridiculous as you might suspect, but they are coming!
First up: Jay Carney dodging questions on the rollout, and stating that "Good Reporters" are reporting the successes. (27:30)
And here's Juan Williams blaming "the political environment" for the rollout. No blame of the executives, and no blame of the the government, but the massive opposition...
Did you see the look on the other guy's face? He was Pelosi-level confused...
And here' s Mark Hannah (I don't know either), describing the newest arrow in the quiver: You simply shouldn't want to keep your health insurance, because you got swindled...